It is a well known and documented fact that I love my wine. It is also a well known fact that I am crazy. Sometimes, those two facts blend together and a brain baby is born. A beautiful, bouncy nugget of wine splashed insanity that I show off at dinner parties and during my visits to the therapist. Just kidding, I can’t afford a therapist.
Generally, my crazy is well contained in my home. A gift I give to my family over and over and over and over. And over again. To know me is to love me, some say. When they say that, however, they are talking about someone else.
So, what happens when I birth my brain babies? Well, I find it’s crucial to surround myself with a tribe of hilarious doulas to make the birthing experience a joyous one. It’s helpful to have support because, as with any birthing process, there is very little sleep and plenty of second guessing your ability to actually deliver. After the birth, there is ample joy and celebratory drinking as we embrace the miracle of creating life. Even if, in this case, it was a birth that more closely resembles the rise of Frankenstein. That’s Doctor Frankenstein to you.
So, please grab your beverage of choice and enjoy this first brain baby of 2013; an advertisement for the newest and most sensational parenting product to EVER hit the marketplace.
Feeling overtired? Underappreciated? Overworked? Don’t fret. Help is on the way!
Wine-Not? GUARANTEED to ease your troubles.
Love and thanks to my fantastic doulas who helped bring Wine-Not? to life. With friends like this, it’s best to invest in Poise Pads. (in order of appearance)
Hollow Tree Ventures
Toulouse and Tonic
Let Me Start By Saying
And, a huge thank you to my husband, “Mr. BPM”. When I told him it was my dream to create a fake infomercial (an infauxmercial, if you will), he not only wielded the camera, piano, and co-edited, but, also agreed to remain married to me.